June 14, 2007

let's get ready to rumble

Have you ever had one of those days where it was just off right from the start and all you wish you could do is crawl back into bed to start over tomorrow? Have you ever had one of those days where the smallest thing will set you off like the little chicky clearly turning into your lane on a red light while you have a green all the while chatting on her cell phone, going 10 miles under the speed limit and continuously swerving into the bike lane? One of those days where you envision yourself driving a monster truck with 6 foot tall tires and "GRAVEDIGGER" painted on the side as you bull-doze over all the idiots in their cars in front of you while yelling "stay outta my way jerkface!" out your window. One of those days you've been asked every possible question imaginable from "why do I have to eat my lunch" to "why is the sky blue" to "why is there a big purple gorilla on that building" to "what's this spell" from your 5.5 year old that you feel like you've been googled out and you can't possibly come up with another answer. One of those days where you feel like you've been pulled in so many different directions and your house is such a pit that you feel as if you have to step over one more Little People and clean up one more Playdoh mess, your head might just very well explode. One of those days that the very thought of what to cook for dinner makes your left eye twitch uncontrollably. One of those days that one teeny-tiny poke from your unsuspecting child will push you off the deep end and into a tail spin of mass destruction with all guns blazing ala Tomb Raider style.

Have you ever had one of those days? I have . . . . .

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