Why is it that you spend hours cleaning and organizing your house and no body is around to see it. But as soon as your home implodes on itself, three loads of laundry are piled on the couch, toys scattered everywhere, dirty dishes are in the sink, you haven't showered and not wearing a bra is when someone "pops" over. My friends must think my house is never clean and I live like a slob. Friends - I swear my house is clean sometimes, you just aren't ever around to see it. Hey, maybe that's the trick if you don't want anybody to ever visit, just keep your house spotless.